How to make the most of a day at USC

If you ever find yourself on the glorious campus of the University of Southern California, the west coast's finest institution of higher learning, here are some tips for making the most of your day.

Things You'll Need

  • Energy
  • A thirst and huger for fun
  • An attitude that you will settle for nothing less than the best
  • Clothes for the warm weather
  • OVersized shades, so you can check out the hordes of beautiful people without being noticed
  • Your beachcruise bicycle or skateboard ( if male)
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Instructions

    • 1

      First, early in the morning, well not to early ( remember you had a wild and crazy night before, most likely at the Row or some fine venue in Hollywood), meet at EVK for brunch with your friends and go over the details of the events last evening. This means evyerone pieces together what detials they can recall.

    • 2

      Make yourself a USC waffle with an USC emblem, topped with tons of whipped cream and strawberries.
      Avoid the eggs at all costs.

    • 3

      Shower, clothe yourself, don't forget the shower shoes.
      Then beachcruiser to class, if you need some extra energy stop at TroGro for some caffeine.

    • 4

      After class cruise to Commons, check to see where the better social scene is, inside or outside, experience has proven that outside offers a better opportunity to see and be seen. I recommend feeding your hunger with a Chicken Pesto sandwhich from WolfGang Puck's, the macaroni is also very satisfying.

    • 5

      IIf you have any work, most likely you do, the students at USC work hard, then play hard, get the work done in Leavey Library during the daylight hours.

    • 6

      After the work has been completed, perhaps you need a little catnap before the evenings activities, after the nap shower and groom yourself to look your finest for the nightlife looming in the near future.
      If you feel you have excess energy, the nap can be replaced with a trip to the Lyon center where mass amounts of cardiovascular exercise can be completed. Or if you are the more outdoorsy type- a run around the track can also be very productive and enjoyable.

    • 7

      Grab some grub at Cafe 84, another fine dining option on campus, I recommend WokCrazy, there is a particulary good crowd at this venue on Tuesday nights.

    • 8

      Come back to the dorms, pre-party with your friends, listen to pump-up jams, get in costume if the themes of the night require, and call up Campus Cruiser ahead of time. Campus Cruiser is particulary agreeable if you have a dislocated knee.

    • 9

      Cruise to the row, stop by at least 4 prominent fraternities, this is most successful if you are single and ready to mingle. After the activites of the evening start to die down, grab some drunchies (drunk munchies) such as bagels with garden vegetable cream cheese and abuse Campus Cruiser once again, make your sloppy way back to your room, pass out, until the sun rises and repeat this again.

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