Empty the soda bottle and thoroughly clean it.
Screw the cap back onto the bottle and punch a small hole in it with a hammer and nail.
Insert a small straw into the hole just far enough so it rests firmly inside.
Seal any gaps between the hole and the straw with modeling clay.
Seal one end of a large straw with modeling clay. Slide the other end over the small straw.
Squeeze the soda bottle hard and fast and watch the large straw fly across the room.