There's no single "Holy average SAT score." The average SAT score varies significantly depending on the group of students being considered (e.g., national average, average for a specific state, average for students at a particular high school, average for students applying to a specific college).
To get a meaningful average, you need to specify the population you're interested in. The College Board (which administers the SAT) publishes national average scores, but even those can vary from year to year.