* "Some adults would rather put a child to sleep than answer his questions. The average five-year-old may irritate their parents by asking too many questions, but the average parent irritates his five-year-old more by not answering any."
* "My sister can't wait for Christmas morning. She thinks that Christmas morning only happens this one time each year."
* "I wish I was a grownup so I could watch TV without getting caught."
* "If all the raindrops were lemon drops and gum drops, oh, what a rain that would be!"
* "When you're a child, you don't do what your mother tells you to do, only when she looks."