2. I may not be the smartest student, but I'm the loudest. And in this school, that's what really matters.
3. If you vote for me, I promise to turn this school into a fun place. There will be pizza every day and homework will be abolished!
4. Some people say I'm a bit of a class clown, but I think that's just what we need right now. A good laugh can brighten anyone's day!
5. I'm not sure why I'm even running for School Captain. I guess I just want to make a difference. Or maybe it's the power?
6. Some people may think I'm not qualified, but I beg to differ. After all, I've seen all the Harry Potter movies and I'm pretty sure that qualifies me to be a leader.
7. Vote for me and I will make sure that the school will provide free ice cream every Friday!
8. If elected, I promise to build a giant water slide from the top of the school to the bottom. Can't wait for that?