How do you say eat my pants in greek?

There's no direct translation for the English slang phrase "eat my pants" in Greek that captures the same vulgar and defiant meaning. The phrase relies heavily on cultural context and connotations that don't easily transfer.

Any attempt at a literal translation would be nonsensical or at best, mildly humorous, and wouldn't convey the intended rudeness. To express a similar level of anger or defiance, you'd need to use different, context-dependent phrases, focusing on the intended meaning of the original expression. For example, you could use phrases like:

* Φάε την μούρη μου! (Fáe tin mouri mou!) - "Eat my face!" This is a more aggressive and vulgar equivalent.

* Κάτσε κάτω! (Kátse kato!) - "Sit down!" This is used to express disapproval and demand submission, less vulgar.

* Ξέχνα το! (Xéchna to!) - "Forget it!" This conveys dismissal and rejection.

* Βάλε το στο μυαλό σου! (Vále to sto mialó sou!) - "Get it into your head!" This implies a forceful rejection of a suggestion.

The best choice depends heavily on the specific situation and the desired level of aggression. There's no single perfect equivalent.