* The Paperclip Chain Champion: Awarded to the employee who can make the longest paperclip chain.
* The Copy Machine Whisperer: Presented to the employee who is always able to get the copy machine to work, no matter how many times it jams.
* The IT Department Superhero: Given to the employee who is always able to fix any computer problem, no matter how difficult.
* The Office Gossip Queen: Awarded to the employee who is always in the know about all the latest office gossip.
* The Office Clown: Presented to the employee who is always making everyone laugh, even when things are tough.
* The Employee of the Month: An award that can be given to any employee who has gone above and beyond in their work.