1. "The Undead Are Unprepared" - This title plays on the typical zombie trope of being mindless, suggesting a hilarious lack of preparation for the apocalypse.
2. "Zombie Apocalypse: The Ultimate Guide to Not Dying" - This title uses irony and humor to play on the usual survival guide trope.
3. "The Zombie-fied Chronicles of a Very Average Guy" - This title uses a relatable character and sets up an unexpected journey in a zombie apocalypse.
4. "I'm Not Saying They're Bad Neighbors, But They Do Have a Thing for Brains" - This title uses light-hearted humor with a hint of absurdity to introduce a quirky, neighborhood-based zombie story.
5. "This Is Fine: A Zombie Apocalypse Memoir" - This title plays on the popular meme and suggests a hilarious and nonchalant take on the zombie apocalypse.