1. "Griffen Bing lived up to his name -- he was the king of the cons. He was a schemer, a hustler, a master manipulator. He could convince anyone of anything, and he always got what he wanted."
2. "Griffin was a born salesman. He could sell ice cream to Eskimos, snowshoes to Hawaiians, and used cars to anyone."
3. "In Griffin's world, there were two types of people: marks and grifters. Marks were people who could be fooled, and grifters were people who fooled them. Griffin was determined to be the best grifter of all."
4. "Griffin's partner in crime was Ben Slovak. Ben was the brains of the operation. He was always coming up with new and creative scams. Griffin was the charm and the muscle. Together, they were unbeatable."
5. "Griffin and Ben's latest scam involved selling fake sports memorabilia. They had set up a website and were taking orders from all over the country. They were making a killing."
6. "But then, one day, they received an order from a man named Mr. X. Mr. X wanted to buy a rare baseball bat that had belonged to Babe Ruth. He was willing to pay a lot of money for it."
7. "Griffin and Ben knew that they couldn't deliver on the order. They didn't have the bat. But they were in too deep. They couldn't back out now."
8. "Griffin and Ben came up with a plan. They would buy a cheap baseball bat and forge Babe Ruth's signature on it. They knew it was risky, but they had no choice."
9. "They traveled to meet Mr. X and complete the deal. But things didn't go according to plan. Mr. X was actually a federal agent, and he was waiting for them."
10. "Griffin and Ben were arrested and charged with fraud. They faced years in prison. But in the end, they were able to reach a deal with the FBI and avoid jail time."
11. "Griffin and Ben learned their lesson. They realized that they couldn't keep scamming people. They needed to find a legitimate way to make money."
12. "Griffin and Ben started their own business. They bought and sold used sports equipment. They were honest and fair with their customers, and they quickly became successful."
13. "Griffin and Ben realized that they didn't need to scam people to be happy. They could make a good living by doing the right thing."