1. "You know what I reckon, I reckon life is a bit like a box of chocolates. You never really know what you're gonna get."
2. "Well, I've got a theory about that, you see. I reckon that love is like a fart. You can't see it, but you definitely can smell it."
3. "I've got a theory about marriage, you see. I reckon it's like a good pizza - it's all about the toppings."
4. "I reckon that laughter is the best medicine. If you can laugh at yourself, you can laugh at anything."
5. "Well, I've got a theory about life, you see. I reckon it's all about the journey, not the destination."
6. "I reckon that friendship is like a good cup of tea - it's always there when you need it."
7. "Well, I've got a theory about happiness, you see. I reckon it's all about finding what makes you happy and doing that."
8. "I reckon that dreams are like stars - they're always there, even if you can't see them."
9. "Well, I've got a theory about success, you see. I reckon it's all about perseverance. If you keep trying, you'll eventually make it."
10. "I reckon that life is a precious gift. We should all make the most of it."