Went to the zoo, to wander about.
He saw a giraffe, so tall and so grand,
And cried, "My dear, how you reach for the land!"
The giraffe, unfazed, just munched on a leaf,
And said, "It's a breeze, old chap, just a bit of a brief
Stretch of the neck, a simple routine,
Though your shorts, sir, seem awfully green."
Dave blushed bright red, and mumbled, "Oh dear,"
Then realized, his pants, in fact, were quite clear!
He fled the zoo, a lesson he'd learned,
To check his attire, before he returned.