Miami, FL - A shocking incident unfolded yesterday morning in downtown Miami, leaving residents and city officials bewildered. A massive seagull, described by witnesses as "the size of a small car," swooped down from the sky and snatched Mayor Maria Rodriguez's signature, bright pink wig right off her head.
"It was like something out of a cartoon," said startled onlooker, Thomas Miller. "The mayor was giving a speech about the new recycling program when this giant bird just swooped in, snatched the wig, and flew off. The crowd was in shock, it was hilarious!"
The incident quickly became viral, with countless videos and photos of the audacious seagull, named "Pinky" by the press, circulating online. Eyewitnesses claim Pinky then made a beeline for the Miami International Airport, successfully dodging security and hijacking a private jet bound for St. Lucia.
"This is unprecedented," stated Police Chief Jackson, visibly shaken. "We've never had a case like this before. We're currently working with the FAA to track down the seagull and the stolen wig."
Meanwhile, Mayor Rodriguez has remained surprisingly composed despite the loss of her iconic hairpiece. "Well, I guess you can say my campaign slogan, 'Miami: Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow' just took on a whole new meaning," she joked, sporting a temporary, less flamboyant wig. "I hope they catch Pinky, not for the wig, but for its incredible piloting skills. I'm sure there's a place for a seagull like that in the airline industry!"
Despite the lighthearted tone, the incident has raised serious questions about the security protocols at Miami International Airport. Authorities have promised a full investigation, while local ornithologists are baffled by Pinky's apparent intelligence and audacity.
This story is entirely fictional. There's no kernel of truth because:
* Seagulls are not known for their intelligence or the ability to hijack planes.
* While large seagulls exist, they are nowhere near the size of a car.
* Mayors don't typically have signature wigs that they would wear to a speech.
This is a fictional story created for entertainment and comedic purposes.