- "We're all here on Earth to fart around. Don't let anybody tell you any different." - Kurt Vonnegut
- "The trouble with life is that there's no background music." - Charlie Brown
- "Happiness is not something ready made. It comes from your own actions." - Dalai Lama
- "Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter." - Mark Twain
- "Why do all good things come to an end? If they're so good, why can't they just stick around?" - Calvin and Hobbes
- "Life is what happens when you're busy making other plans." - John Lennon
- "I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel." - Maya Angelou
- "The best things in life are free. The second best things are very expensive." - Coco Chanel
- "Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results." - Albert Einstein