2. "The secret to a happy marriage is finding the right person. You know they're the right person if you love being with them all the time, even when you're not having sex." - Julia Roberts
3. "I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific." - Lily Tomlin
4. "The older I get, the more I realize that I'm not as young as I used to be." - Jerry Seinfeld
5. "By the time a man realizes that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he's wrong." - Charles Wadsworth
6. "When you're young, you think you know everything. As you get older, you realize how little you know." - Mark Twain
7. "Life is like a box of chocolates - you never know what you're going to get." - Forrest Gump
8. "The best things in life are free. The second best things in life are very expensive." - Coco Chanel
9. "I'm so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I'm saying." - Oscar Wilde
10. "I've learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end, the faster it goes." - Andy Rooney